Saturday, June 03, 2006
Taking Lives (mostly my own)
No No No...
No need to call the suicide hotline or 911 or anything like that...
I have figured out that I am my own worst enemy and am pretty good at killing myself slowly and in the most horribly painful methods imaginable without even trying.
And for those of you with a weak stomach or any kind of low tolerance to the grossness level - now would be a good time to skip to the comments and carry on with your blogging...
______
Are you gone?
Just the strong ones left now...
OK!
So.. I've been not feeling good...
Stressed...
and as a result my body did a crazy gonna freak out and over-react kind of thing... or so I thought...
But after a week and a half of abdominal pain and generally feeling like death warmed over...
And being unable to eat due to the severe cramping that would follow.
So I went to the Doctor.
Turns out I had a bacterial infection in my stomach and intestines.
Um.. not cool.
So I am on medication.
And I was feeling better.
Tonight - AKA Self Torture for Dummies...
I decided to go to the gym...
just for a walk around the track...
YEAH!!!
right... like I can just walk...
So I jogged a bit, walked a bit...
2 miles...
um...
I don't think my intestines are feeling better.
I mean... I can eat again without pain...
but exercise is not cool.
I feel like I did last week, all cramps up and swollen.
Someone just shoot me now and put me out of my misery.
Cause Damn!
It sucks to be me.
No need to call the suicide hotline or 911 or anything like that...
I have figured out that I am my own worst enemy and am pretty good at killing myself slowly and in the most horribly painful methods imaginable without even trying.
And for those of you with a weak stomach or any kind of low tolerance to the grossness level - now would be a good time to skip to the comments and carry on with your blogging...
______
Are you gone?
Just the strong ones left now...
OK!
So.. I've been not feeling good...
Stressed...
and as a result my body did a crazy gonna freak out and over-react kind of thing... or so I thought...
But after a week and a half of abdominal pain and generally feeling like death warmed over...
And being unable to eat due to the severe cramping that would follow.
So I went to the Doctor.
Turns out I had a bacterial infection in my stomach and intestines.
Um.. not cool.
So I am on medication.
And I was feeling better.
Tonight - AKA Self Torture for Dummies...
I decided to go to the gym...
just for a walk around the track...
YEAH!!!
right... like I can just walk...
So I jogged a bit, walked a bit...
2 miles...
um...
I don't think my intestines are feeling better.
I mean... I can eat again without pain...
but exercise is not cool.
I feel like I did last week, all cramps up and swollen.
Someone just shoot me now and put me out of my misery.
Cause Damn!
It sucks to be me.
Dragonfly 6/03/2006 10:12:00 PM
1 Comments:
That really sucks! Hope you are feeling better!
