Tales From the Dark Side

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Never Judge a Book by it's Cover.

Just a warning!

Being my friend can cause pain, heartache, disappointment and the tendency to want to murder me.
I am giving everyone the choice to maintain contact and friendship with me or walk away now.

Be advised that I have foot in mouth disease.
I have been known to be both selfish and selfless.
I am moody and irritable.
I will burden you insatiably.
And I am a complete and total fool.
I guess I shouldn’t forget to mention the fact that I am a complete basket case and have been known to make the simplest thing the most difficult experience of your entire life.
There is no end to the sadness and pain that I can and probably will cause in your life.
But I do have the ability to make up for some of it at least.
While sometimes it is good to be my friend - I can be quite amusing - it is also a physically and emotionally draining experience and I feel it 100% necessary to inform everyone to the perils of being my friend.

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Dragonfly 3/15/2007 01:45:00 PM | 1 people trying to cheer me up |

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Annoyed Beyond Belief

I hate Beta Blogger...
I have to sign in under someone elses blog - then search for a blog that has a "get your own blog" window...
It's freaking ridiculous.
The good thing is that I write my blogs on works, then cut and paste or by the time I get into this stupid system I would have forgotten everything.

I am thinking it is time to switch to another blogging system - maybe MySpace will get used more often... then at least the people I don't want reading it can't read it!
Cause this is ridiculous.

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Dragonfly 3/10/2007 10:48:00 AM | 1 people trying to cheer me up |